I just got back from seeing The Expendables. This was a movie I have been wanting to see for some time. Sylvester Stallone put together and all-star cast (action stars) and was tasked with providing the possibly guy movie of the decade. Stallone was one of the screenwriters and director for the anticipated film.
I want to premise this review with my expectations; which was to have an 80′s one liner throwback, lots of action, but very little dialogue. I was expecting it to just be a blow ‘em up and action packed movie from beginning to end. I was not expecting this to be a thinking movie or even one that I would talk about days on end. I was just hoping that it would be a fun filled popcorn movie.
However, this was a huge disappointment. The first 45 minutes were slow and very little action happened. When action did happen I was a bit dizzy because it was too much of a closeup and the camera was very shaky. The dialogue was very flat, but it wasn’t trying to be cheesy, it seemed like they were really pushing to be deep and have a message of self preservation.
There were some parts that I did find amusing and enjoyed a few scenes. This was all in all a very poor directed movie and once again just because there is an all-star cast does not mean it will be good. You would think I would learn from this but hope is always in the back of my mind.
The Expendables did not achieve what it was set out to do, I do not recommend this movie, if however you do have to see it wait until it hits the Redbox and save you a few bucks.

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